I skipped work to stalk him.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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