i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Text me some of your sweat
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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