After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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