You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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