yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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