I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you had me at cake vodka
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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