I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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