You work out of a Hotel?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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