he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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