we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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