me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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