My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
not ubering you a puppy
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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