Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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