one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
