I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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