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I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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