If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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