Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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