just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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