So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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