Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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