Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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