I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If that was your dad, he is hot
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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