I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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