you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
