I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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