I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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