I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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