My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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