I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My bed smells like the plague
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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