Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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