is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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