I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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