used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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