I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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