She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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