O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
