Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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