Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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