? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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