i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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