Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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