I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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