Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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