That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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