It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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