That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i will never coherently bang her
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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