i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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