Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
