When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
