you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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