come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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