the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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