Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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