this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Hippo gnu deer
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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